Wednesday, 16 May 2012

  • The cracked pothead

    Re : http://celestial-teapot.xanga.com/762847313/no-misconception-malaysia-is-a-piece-of-shit/?ref=topblogs

    Celestial_Teapot is too coward to visit Malaysia because they will prosecute/hang him for his stash of pot. Heck, he's too coward to visit ANY Asian country eventhough he's an Asian. He's not Asian enough and will never ever be Asian enough - thus shaming his own Asian ancestry, his Asian relatives, his Asian DNA and his Asian blood. He even hides his Asian-ness behind an English colonial teapot which reminds us of the traitors who betrayed their Asian friends to their colonial masters. He's too coward to show his chinky Asian self because he's knows he lacked any knowledge of Asia and relies 100% on Wikipedia to know what Asia is all about. He's a poor example of what a real Asian should be. A real Asian writes, speaks, breathes and thinks like an Asian. He doesn't need Wikipedia to tell him what being an Asian really is about.

    An Asian hating on Asians is a 'yellow banana' -- yellow on the outside, white in the inside. In other words 'faux Asian'. Celestial_Teapot embodies that.

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

  • Beezee

    I hardly have time to browse Xanga, so forgive me if I didn't visit/comment on your updates.

    Beside work, I have to help my friends with the photoshoots of the various representatives of the Unduk Ngadau (Harvest Festival Queen), and I have to do a lot of graphic/promo works. We're half way through the month long Harvest Festival. On 30-31st May, each Unduk Ngadau will represent her district in the state level celebrations. There is a significant increase in foreign tourists this year, and expectations are running high.

    I'm tired, but excited at the same time.

Tuesday, 08 May 2012

Monday, 07 May 2012

  • A better world

    My thoughts on June 21, 2010 from my former Xanga account :

    "(I) want to get married but before that I need to have my own car, a house and financial stability, a child would be a bonus. All of this must happen within 4 years. I need to get movin' quick! I was planning for all this when I'm 30, but it seems to be too long. Time pass so freakin' fast. I'm getting lazier by the day, need to pump up li'l by li'l from now on. Phew."

    I overthink sometimes and I think a lot for myself, how selfish of me --- when I should also be thinking about her:

    Phoebe, my half sister


    She's growing up fast and she has her own needs. As the eldest sibling, I have to set an example for her, cater to her needs and make this world a better place for her grow up and live in.

Sunday, 06 May 2012

  • Intimacy isn't always about sex.

    I read a post last night and the question had to do with what people found intimate and the examples given were a variety of sex acts and to be honest most of them didn't really seem that intimate to me at all.

    It got me to remembering an intimate episode that happened in my kitchen, in my house and there was kissing and flirting, and stuff like that, but no outright sex.  To me this experience really speaks to how I feel about intimacy.  Maybe the connecting with another person over ordinary things and having fun with them and just kind of running with it.

Saturday, 05 May 2012

Thursday, 03 May 2012

Sunday, 29 April 2012

  • Dear Everyone In The World

    Dear Everyone In The World,

    If I tell you something or teach you something, the purpose of which is to make things easier/better/similar for you, and you cannot remember (for a value of "remember" that includes "write it down in a manner which will enable effective recollection" and similar), then I have no reason to help you.

    - Me

Saturday, 28 April 2012

Friday, 27 April 2012

Tuesday, 24 April 2012

Sunday, 15 April 2012

  • The Best Obituary Ever

    You've got to love this.

    "Blanchard, Michael "Flathead"
    1944 ~ 2012
    A Celebration of the life of Michael "Flathead" Blanchard will be held on April 14th, 3 pm 8160 Rosemary St, Commerce City. Weary of reading obituaries noting someone's courageous battle with death, Mike wanted it known that he died as a result of being stubborn, refusing to follow doctors' orders and raising hell for more than six decades. He enjoyed booze, guns, cars and younger women until the day he died.
    Mike was born July 1944 in Colorado to Clyde and Ethel Blanchard. A community activist, he is noted for saving the Dr. Justina Ford house from demolition and defending those who could not defend themselves. He was a Republican delegate, life member of the NRA, founder and President of the Dead Cats MC. He loved music.
    Mike was preceded in death by Clyde and Ethel Blanchard, survived by his beloved sons Mike and Chopper, former wife Jane Transue, brother Stephen Blanchard (Susan), Uncle Don and Aunt Cynthia Blanchard(his favorite); Uncle Dill and Aunt Dot, cousins and nephews, Baba Yaga can kiss his butt. So many of his childhood friends that weren't killed in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or Democrats. He asks that you stop by and re-tell the stories he can no longer tell. As the Celebration will contain Adult material we respectfully ask that no children under 18 attend."

Thursday, 12 April 2012

Sunday, 08 April 2012

Friday, 06 April 2012

  • Dear Random Asshole

    If you come up to me on the street and tap me on the shoulder and demand a cigarette and I say "no", continuing to follow me down the street for the next 10 minutes hitting me on the shoulder again and again and asking again for a cigarette is not going to get you a cigarette.

    Go find someone who actually might be intimated by you enough to give you a cigarette. It will be a far greater use of your time and unless you are actually willing to beat me up you aren't going to get a fucking cigarette from me - and since you were acting like this on a very public street you'll probably go to jail and get deported.

    Love,

    Alcoholiq

Wednesday, 04 April 2012

  • Drama whores

    Drama whores are people:

    (1) Who write shit and say shit for the traffic on Xanga

    (2) Who harass Malaysians, Quotes Xangans and minority groups on Xanga

    (3) Who are bored and stupid

    (4) Gravy and Summer troll squad

    (5) CaKalusa the gay yellow banana and his anti quotes squad

Monday, 02 April 2012

Sunday, 01 April 2012

Saturday, 31 March 2012

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